Are you just like me and sometimes just want to do nothing, nothing at all?
Well, that brought me to this revolutionary plugin for Joomla! All these plugins that are available do all sorts of stuff. All busy doing their thing. Adding functionality here. Manipulating html output there. Making your website better and better.
Well, that's all good and nice, but it's so much activity!
That's where this plugin comes in...
What it does? Absolutely nothing!
PS: Check out the What? Nothing! system plugin settings. You might want to tweak them to fit your needs.
How to use it: http://www.nonumber.nl/whatnothing
NoNumber extensions require php 5.3+
See for more requirements: http://www.nonumber.nl/whatnothing#requirements
For support use the forum: http://www.nonumber.nl/forum
Do NOT use below reviews to post support requests or issues.
So you see an extension called "What? Nothing!". You read the description which clearly tells you it does absolutely nothing. You go on to read the reviews which praise it for doing nothing (and very well and effectively, I might add).
Yet somehow you conclude from this that it must do something. And you invest time to find out what this unmentioned functionality must be.
I am intrigued by the thought process behind this. There must be a philosophy out there to explain this unjustified expectation. This craving to find meaning and reason. Is it hope? Is it believes? Is this a religious debate?
Anyway, I digress.
So I rate your:
- ability to read: 5 stars
- ability to understand/comprehend: 1 star
- sense of humour: 1 star
- dedication: 5 stars
An average of 3 stars... not bad, not bad at all.
And what does this all explain about the truth and reality being subordinates of our society? Probably... nothing!
After a few days of playing with it, I must add, since I still had no idea how it could work so nicely, I went and looked at the source. Seldom have I seen such perfection in code, I guess this (very mature) version 7.7.7 will require few to no updates in the future.
A must for all power users!
Thank you very much. It means a lot to me to hear praises about the code quality. As you might have guessed, a lot of time has gone into perfecting the code. People say code can't be perfect. But it's pretty close if I may say so myself. If I may not say so, then it's not.
Respect for NoNumber to create an extension like this one.
I fully understand.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without it by my side.
But then I spent so many nights
thinking how could I go wrong.
And I grew strong and I learned how to code all night long.
But I must say the performance has speeded up, more than the developer claims. I measured a 20% improvement in the latest release.
But it is as he says "may vary per server/setup"
I am sorry. The new version should reduce that speed improvement to 0% again.
I [bleep] C-E-R-T-A-I-N-L-Y A-M [bleep] H-U-M-A-N
I fancy the options in this plugin and would have bought it if it wasnt free.
Looking forward to future features.
Recommended to my friends, it's a must have!
Keep up the good work!
I strongly recommend the Pro version. The added features aren't countless.
Demo can be found here: http://www.nonumber.nl/whatnothing-demo
If you are looking to do a lot less... then you definately need to get this extension... it is probably the least than you ever imagined!
I will keep working to offer you less and less.
It made my days and I am so happy with it so I can not take off this big smile from my face anymore. I am so excited with it that I even forgot my english, so, please sorry for any misunderstanding here - if there's any. My problems are gone and I will sure go to a vacation on Barbados or even Čakovec now that I have this installed because I am not worried for the site performance anymore.
Highly recommended to anyone!!
Thank you, contributor!!!
First I was a bit sceptical about this plugin.
I am very happy with other extensions from NoNumber..
And this plugin.. It confirmed my great experiences with NoNumber!
What an amazingly great plugin! It does exactly what is says it does, and in such a great way!
It is an recommendation and enrichment for every self-respecting website!
Thumbs up for the need programming!!!
Having said that, let me say this. this plug in works better than expected. compatible with everything (thus far) and though I don't know how it does this, it has influence my life outside of joomla and the computer. Thats right, I have found that I am doing more of nothing than I have ever done before.
I just have to give praise to this evolutionary plugin. try it, you won't be sorry. I'm going to put this in all my clients sites. they need it. as did I.