I'm actually hesitant to say how much these guys helped me with my issue because I don't want them to have others with too-high expectations.
So i was working on a site last night from like 11:54 pm until 7 am. and needed a bit of help getting this set up. they emailed me back and forth like 5 times: 2:52 am, 3:36 am, 4:40 am. At 7:42 this morning they'd gotten it working FOR me.
Anyway- thanks ARI dudes.