Are you just like me and sometimes just want to do nothing, nothing at all?
Well, that brought me to this revolutionary plugin for Joomla! All these plugins that are available do all sorts of stuff. All busy doing their thing. Adding functionality here. Manipulating html output there. Making your website better and better.
Well, that's all good and nice, but it's so much activity!
That's where this plugin comes in...
What it does? Absolutely nothing!
PS: Check out the What? Nothing! system plugin settings. You might want to tweak them to fit your needs.
How to use it: http://www.nonumber.nl/whatnothing
NoNumber extensions require php 5.3+
See for more requirements: http://www.nonumber.nl/whatnothing#requirements
For support use the forum: http://www.nonumber.nl/forum
Do NOT use below reviews to post support requests or issues.
Given the proclivity of this product to change the eye color of certain users, please do not cut off the heads of any Jedi using this product, as they are NOT White Walkers.
White Walkers have been using this product though, as they've been doing Nothing for centuries. Personally I think they have the patent, and you will soon get a very large bill payable in male babies.
Hmmm, I was kinda aware of this and have been trying to fix it for a while. I have a Sith friend that had pretty much the opposite reaction. Nearly didn't recognize him with those baby blue eyes.
I will continue my quest to get this fixed asap. I'll let my Sith friend test it again when he is fully recovered.
First of all, you need to reed documentation, to understand, how to set-up and use it (is simple and clear - thanks goes to author), there is also video which clearly explain functionality.
I read also posts from forum and support is precise, quick and helpful.
...and What I want say - Nothing! :)
Hmm, yet another report of this extension deleting time. If you experience any loss in space too, let me know and I'll see if I can fix it.
That's why junkies are more positive people than developers. A developer look for a bug. A junkie looks for a fix.
I don't see a direct need for statistics at the moment. I have experimented with stats, but they all seem to return empty.
I would advise you to just make your clients try out the extension themselves. Experience speaks louder than statistics.
Let me explain why...It's supposed to do nothing...but it's relative.
When someone asks you 'What are you doing?', you sometimes reply 'Nothing' but you really do something. You reply this because you feel guilty or you think what you do is useless or has no impact...
So 'nothing' is really relative to a context, a person.
In this case, the owner of this extension has chosen to implement his nothing, what he thinks nothing is...
He chose a nothing in our place, so we have nothing to do.
I'm ready to subscribe to the pro version but only if we can choose which nothing this extension will do : either by some parameters or by an override.
Wouldn't it be good if we could implement our own empty php code or select 'Nothing 1', 'Nothing 2', 'A huge nothing' ?
Please, respect the users of this extension! Let us be free of our choice, of our nothing!
A user who had almost nothing to do for 10 mins...
Have you even looked at the settings?
There are all sorts of settings to define how (and how many times) you want it to do nothing.
And even more in the Pro version.
I hope you'll reconsider your rating...
Thanks. You laughed: mission accomplished!
I am so sorry about this. I have my team of Leprechauns working as hard as possible on this issue. I think you will find that you won't be laughing at all when the next version is released. If so, I will refund your free version in full.
Thanks for the review. Indeed, the 9.1.1 version (still in development at this time) should solve most to all emergencies.
Because I figured out it's now become a great detective analysing tool in something. Like for inexperienced users without the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. And some other things too.
Besides this, the extension gets people confused, which is good and something that should not be underestimated.
A hard lesson in live to invest time in something and realise it lead to nothing. But to call that realisation nothing? How can it be nothing when it's definitely something?
Thanks to NoNumber for nothing but excellent! something!
P.S. I would really like to win something with this excellent! review (like a life time subscription to what! something? ).
Ah, but nothing isn't in no way not the opposite of the absence of not something. I don't get the feeling you don't misunderstand that (or anything not at all the same as this) at all, isn't that incorrect? No? Yes? I didn't think so!
I can reward your review with nothing, but only this time.